Snack Break

The word "brilliant" had to come about to describe the individuals who decided to put two delicious — yet unrelated foods — together in the same dish.

The first person to put bacon on a cheeseburger was brilliant. So, too, was the human being who initially paired pastries with fresh fruit.

My friend Lizzy is brilliant.

In nearly 26 years of life, I had never once thought of replacing the milk in my cereal with ice cream. However, after our short conversation today, I don't think I'll ever again pour milk into a bowl.

After spending less than a minute in deep thought, I have already decided nothing would taste better than Coco Pebbles covering mint chocolate chip. Except, maybe, Froot Loops on top of vanilla.

Her two suggestions were a blend of Cap'n Crunch and Cookie Crisp with vanilla ice cream, as well as Fruity Pebbles with a coconut sorbet. Both equally as awesome.

Well, now I put the pressure on the Fat Guy Coalition to come up with a more delectable concoction. 

Be creative. I'm expecting even more brilliance from you.

I (heart) pie.